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I've got a cramp in my ...Man, this girl is like a bad rash the way she's all over the people she works with. Talk about oversexed. Usually I'd say her parents should do something about her inappropriately forward (read:slutty beyond her years) behavior, but she's supporting them so they won't say boo. She can run around with all her underage lady parts hanging out. She can move her boyfriends in and out at will, and go on romantic vacations with them - unsupervised, of course. 'Cause she's just bein' Miley and all.

E! Online just released this shot of Miley apparently thrusting her statutory growler at the co-star of her upcoming megahit (not), LOL, some dude named Adam Sevani. Adam doesn't look terribly receptive to Miley's advances, does he? Matter of fact, I'd say dude looks paralyzed. If he hits it he could go to jail; if he doesn't he could lose his job. I mean, c'mon. That doesn't look like the body language of a girl who's used to hearing no.

Not pretty in pinkReally. What was this bitch thinking? I swear, if I see one more picture of her getting her nails done or out shopping while a bunch of other people take care of the children she speed-spawned ... I still can't believe the doctor(s) who allowed her to inseminate herself 14 TIMES aren't in freakin' jail. This nutball thought she could create her own sideshow, complete with free goodies, nannies and of course plenty of attention, only now no one's buying, and she's up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Or a boat, for that matter. Dopey broad.

NEVER FORGET: Or be doomed to repeatYeah, but would they let her not only leave the state, but cross the country, the day she's released? They can't discharge her without some kind of outpatient plan in place either - even convicted felons have halfway houses and work release to help them adjust to life in the real world. And I'm sure she'll still have probation to deal with, so hopefully she can keep her nose clean, at least until that's over. But could the disaster that Lindsay has become over the last three years really be fixed that quickly? Do they really expect us to believe that Lindsay is not the addict alcoholic thieving conniving piece of shit we all watched her become, but is instead the victim of a misdiagnosis of ADHD, that it was the Adderall that made her like that and not the people, places and things she was doing?

Katie and JoshThe cast of The Romantics just participated in the most beautiful photo shoot with J.Crew for their new fall sparkly clothing line. The film comes out soon and it has a great plot but who cares about that when Adam Brody and Josh Duhamel look that cute. And look at the cupcakes! I even love those sparkly pants Katie is wearing. They all just look so gosh darn fresh faced it is almost sickening. This is actually Katie's second J.Crew campaign as she did her first one way back during the first season of Dawson's Creek when she was actually a fresh-faced teenager and Joshua Jackson was her boyfriend. Oh my. Anyway, the plot of The Romantics centers on a group of incestous college friends (who can't not relate to that?) who gather together for two of their friends' wedding (Josh Duhamel and Anna Pacquin). Katie Holmes plays the maid of honor to the bride who also happens to be the groom's ex-girlfriend that he dated for five years. Well you can guess that chaos ensues especially when the groom goes "missing" the night before the wedding.

AnnalynneThe cast of 90210 was back to work this week on the third season of their hit show. The girls look fresh faced and ready to go. It should be an exciting season, especially now that we have found out that Teddy the player (played by Ken doll look alike Trevor Donovan) is going to come out of the closet this season. It is an odd choice and will probably be rather upsetting for Silver and send her into a manic relapse (the writers kinduv just dropped that whole bipolar plotline last season) since they declared their love for eachother last season. At least they didn't make my precious Matt Lanter the gay one because he totally needs to get together with Annie (Shanae Grimes) whose life really sucked last season because she killed that dude and then had a psycho boyfriend who stalked her. Let's get her a boyfriend! There is like a 10-second promo that has been making the rounds but it really only shows Naomi (Annalynne McCord) prancing around in lingerie so it doesn't really further the plotline.