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Not what it seemsHuh. Could be both, I guess. If you're a porn actress, whether it's "soft core" or balls-to-the-wall fists of fury has anyone seen the cat kinda freaky, pleasure is your business. Maybe Eddie is sick of not making any money on his movies and wants more bang for his buck. Or buck for his bang. Again, they could be one and the same.

Regardless of motive, Eddie was seen out on the town with one Maya Gilbert, described by the folks at Bossip as a "Skinemax soft core actress". There's no word on what, if any, relationship the two have, but she doesn't seem his type. We all know Eddie loves his tuckers. Maybe he thought a nice beard would be good for his image.

I'll wait for you ... in the closetNobody sets off my gaydar like Ryan Seacrest. He could go out with a different, pathetic fame-hungry girl every night of the week, and I'm sure he does. That doesn't mean diddly; Ryan Seacrest is just another guy who wouldn't leave home without his beard. He's not fooling anyone and should just get a good shave already.

But I digress. Can you believe that Seacrest actually had a stalker? Unfortunately for the unlucky in love little mogul, his stalker was the stabbing kind, and had been arrested for coming at the littlest Idol with a knife. The crazy dude plead guilty to felony stalking today and will likely be sentenced to two years in jail and be ordered to stay away from Ryan for ten years. See? It pays to be rich and famous. Go to any battered women's shelter and see if they got a deal that sweet.

Punching in I don't know about you, but I don't kiss the hired help on the lips. Ever. Yet the man John Travolta is shown kissing on the mouth in this 2006 picture is the nanny who discovered his son, Jett's body Friday after he had a seizure and fatally hit his head. This alleged nanny is actually a professional photographer, who has no known experience caring for special needs children and just happens to be a Scientologist. Did John's beard slip a little in the midst of tragedy?

There have long been rumors about Jett being autistic. His parents, unwilling to admit he might have a neurological defect and thus be deemed "degraded" by their exalted church, have long claimed he is a victim of Kawasaki's disease and exposure to carpet-cleaning chemicals. As Scientologists, they would be against medicating their son for any kind of mental illness and were probably treating him with vitamins, barley milk and regular brainwashing. In fact, their "church" doesn't even recognize autism. But many feel they were doing their son an injustice by not treating his illness properly. They've even been called out by their Florida neighbors for not caring for their son properly and keeping him hidden out of shame.

Doesn't like boysOr is she just a paid escort? This could also be to create some buzz for an upcoming project. Just think of the possibilities: Small town girl becomes Miss USA, goes hog wild living the high life in the NYC clubs, almost loses her crown but goes to rehab and cleans up. That's it. Poor bitch was washed up at 22.

Or was she? Maybe she was still under contract with the Donald, and completed her sentence acting as a mentor and dorm parent to up-and-comers. It could be part of her recovery process, atoning for her sins by helping others at risk. Then again, she could still like kissing younger girls. Ouch. That was catty.

Seriously, though, Tara is a pretty girl. What could she see in a guy like Ryan other than a career opportunity? It's not like she's landing any decent gigs, or at least those she gets to keep her clothes on for. Seriously, how could he possibly top a shot like this?Really doesn't like boys

Give it up. You'll never be prettier than meOh, please. If it looks like a beard and walks like a beard, it ain't a duck. That boy could care less about the vapid little twit at the other end of the showmance. It's just business. And while he shows her a limited amount of affection, just look at their body language. There's no heated eye contact. She's next to him, but careful not to crowd him and spoil the shot. She knows how hard he's worked to get that pretty little body.

High School Musical 3 is another monster smash for the mighty House of Mouse, but will it still be around in 20 years like Grease? I don't know. I watched the first HSM with my daughter, and while it did have some catchy tunes, it just didn't resonate like Danny and Sandy did.

But don't blame Zac. He's said to be prepping for the lead in Footloose, another big hit from the 80s. I liked the original, but remember few of the songs other than the title song. It would seem to be a role well-suited for the pretty little starlet, who will just toss his sweaty locks out of his face and squint at the camera ... I bet he's practiced that same yearning stare with his gym buddies. Lots of times.